
                         Roanoke Times
                 Copyright (c) 1995, Landmark Communications, Inc.

DATE: MONDAY, March 9, 1992                   TAG: 9203090219
SECTION: EDITORIAL                    PAGE: A8   EDITION: METRO 
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THESE QUADRUPEDS CAN'T PULL THE LOAD

FOUR JACKASSES braying at each other as to who is best-qualified to pull a heavy load:

Paul's song sounds a bit flat.

Bill's charisma is forceful but background is questionable.

Tom's harkening seems to be falling on deaf ears.

Jerry will "gee," but he stubbornly refuses to "haw."

From where I sit, they had best cool it and resign themselves to the fact that they need to search the stable for a really strong draft horse. GENE EVANS ROANOKE

by CNB