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DATE: MONDAY, January 3, 1994                   TAG: 9401040011
SECTION: EXTRA                    PAGE: 1   EDITION: METRO 
SOURCE: ROY H. CAMPBELL KNIGHT-RIDDER NEWSPAPERS
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1993

WHAT a year, what a year.

Fame never seemed more fickle than in 1993. Icons we thought would be forever ``in'' - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Johnny Carson, Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, Madonna and Jim Florio - were out, out, out! And those who we thought could never, ever be in, such as Howard Stern, Lyle Lovett, Meat Loaf, Beavis and Butt-head, and Janet Reno, were suddenly larger than large, more in then even they could imagine.

It's as if the nerds took over the high school and the popular kids were banished to study hall.

It was also the year that everybody got a talk show, Sharon Stone got overexposed, Lani Guinier got deep-sixed, Marla Maples finally got her man, Heidi Fleiss got the goods on Hollywood, fitness guru Susan Powter got too thin and too rich, David Letterman got even, Reno got tough, Shannen Doherty got a life, Linda Bloodworth-Thomason and Harry Thomason got the Washington shaft, Ken got fey, Ted Danson got his (as if Whoopi Goldberg wasn't punishment enough) and John Wayne Bobbitt got the unkindest cut of all.

And, shades of Watergate, we had Nannygate, Ed Rollinsgate, the Packwood diarygate and the biggest shocker of all - Michaelgate.

On the music charts rose gangsta rappers, nasty do-wop boy groups, Whitney and Mariah, plus a wave of alternative music. On the runways came designer blasts from the far and near past, clothes based on religious garb, and schoolgirl fashions that even real schoolgirls don't want to wear. In establishing what was in, designers seemed ignorant of the fact that many women thought they were out - of their minds.

Pop culture has its dark side, too. Uzis are out; kids are carrying cheaper and smaller Rugers on the streets and in schools. Designer drugs are out; users are turning to heroin as their drug of choice.

Enough already. This could get depressing.

From those who stand watch over the prisoners of pop culture comes this highly personal view on what's sizzling and who's chilling, what's making it and what's outta here.

Drum roll, please.

\ IN OUT

\ Kate Moss Marky Mark

Beavis & Butt-head Wayne & Garth

Lawyer novels Lawyers

I. Goldberg J. Crew

Pierced navels Pierced nipples

Game Gear Game Boy

Granny boots Knee boots

Seinfeld Sinbad

Shaved heads Big hair

Pin curls Finger waves

Pearl Jam Nirvana

Karl Kani Cross Colours

Coffee houses Bistros

Arnold the pig Arnold Schwarzenegger Boy George RuPaul

Talk radio Tabloid television

China Japan

Ashley Judd Naomi Judd

Dana Buchman Jones New York

Aerosmith Led Zeppelin

T-Rex Barney

Meat Loaf Madonna

John Grisham Scott Turow

Shaquille O'Neal Michael Jordan

Gossips Whistleblowers

Fox TV network CBS

Lesbians Trophy wives

Christie Whitman Ed Rollins

Vladimir Zhirinovsky Boris Yeltsin

Archangel Michael Michael Jackson

Information highway Touching, feeling Rugers Uzis

Reattachment Circumcision

Black comedians Sitcoms

Heroin Designer drugs

Oval frames Malcolm X specs

Charles Manson Charles Barkley

Sophie Rhys-Jones Princess Di

Atlanta Miami

Plaid vests Plaid flannel shirts

Rollerblading Aerobics

Janet Reno Reno

Howard Stern Rush Limbaugh

QVC mergers QVC merchandise

Snoop Doggy Dogg Easy E.

Boy groups Girl groups

``Living Single'' ``In Living Color''

Sunflowers Hydrangeas

Angels Trolls

Spooned caviar Sushi

``The Young & the Restless'' ``General Hospital'' Drag queens Drag racing

The Heidi look Heidi Fleiss

Hairless chests Hairy chests

Gilligan Gidget

Marla Maples Sharon Stone

Nostalgia Channel ``Nick-at-Nite''

Loni & Burt Whoopi & Ted

John Galliano Christian Francis Roth

Caesar haircut Men's ponytails

Gangsta rap Bubblegum rap

Discman Walkman

Lorena Bobbitt John Wayne Bobbitt

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YEAR 1993


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