The Virginian-Pilot

THE LEDGER-STAR

: Sunday, October 1, 1995

• ADD A PINCH OF EACH ETHNIC GROUP AND BLEND WELL
• PEDALING 100 MILES IS NO SWEAT
• COUNTRY CONVERTS MEET BLAKELYS BAD GIRLS, WHO EXECUTE CAREFULLY CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE NUMBERS WHILE DRESSED IN RED-HOT COSTUMES.
• THERE'S NEVER A DULL MOMENT FOR BLADE MAN RETIRED NAVY MASTER CHIEF ALWAYS HAS AN AX (OR BEAUTICIAN'S SHEARS) TO GRIND.
• NEW WEAPONS BATTLING OSTEOPOROSIS
• HOT-LINE CALLERS PUSH FRONTIERS OF METAPHOR